Supermarket sweet!

I do like these new self-serve checkouts they have at all the major supermarkets. Not only do they reduce the opportunity for clod-brained supermarket staff to treat me like a criminal, they give us normal members of the public the chance to be a checkout girl/boy and play with the scanning lasers without the shame of having to get a job in a supermarket in the first place.

3 Responses to “Supermarket sweet!”

  • Andy Ball says:

    Shame? My sister works on a checkout. Remind me to have her kick your arse for me.

  • Geoff says:

    Shame ? its knob heads like you that make us retail slaves hate the customers so much, do you think youre better than us you sanctimonious twat

  • nige says:

    Indeed, you have seen me for the twat that I really am. The reality is that I am actually a twat who receives intimidation and verbal abuse from customers on a daily basis in my own occupation. So, now you’ve had a good vent about my little article, what would you like me to do about it?

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