Posts Tagged ‘Cooking’

Dear Shops-that-are-not-Waitrose,

Please stock Marmite Cereal bars.

My nearest Waitrose is in Marlborough and I can no longer justify the 26 mile round trip just to stock up on Marmitey goodness.

Yours Sincerley,

Nige.

or…

Dear Waitrose,

Please open a branch of your store in Wootton Bassett…

I can confirm that my new toaster is a worthy replacement.

Look! It turned this:

Untoasted toast

Into this:

Toast

Job done!

Back in the days when the World of Me was updated more frequently than the time it takes entire continents to shift, I confessed my undying love to the Tefal Avanti toaster. To recall, I absolutely loved the Avanti toaster; its even, high-speed toasting ability, multiple browning options and brushed aluminium casing assured that I would always remain in toast nirvana. And it wasn’t just me who’d been won over by the Avanti’s superior toasting ability, by pure chance I’d discovered that friends and family had also become acolytes to the way of the Avanti toaster as well!

It seemed that everyone and anyone had a Tefal Avanti Toaster.

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The Noodles of the Gods

Before I update the World of Me with a huge report from this year’s RAFTA Project, I would just like to add that Shin Cup Noodles are possibly one of the best noodle-in-a-cup-based foodstuffs in the world. Ever.

I have purchased two cups specifically for the purpose of drinking skinny lattes.

My latte cups have already earned me much derision; I have already been called a ponce and a poof and my sexuality has been questioned. To ensure that I am put in my place and never think of doing anything like this again, please feel free to insult me in the comments link below.